• *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

g0ne-blotto:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you

dexbonus:

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

^this

dexbonus:

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

^this

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

groovychainsaws:

American education

groovychainsaws:

American education

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

Cosmo sex tip #564

sassytimelordminion:

When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

"When you have a connection with someone it never really goes away, you know? You snap back to being important with each other because you still are."
Alex: Orange Is The New Black (via jennaanne01)

shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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